How to Pass a Hair Follicle Drug Test at All Costs

    If you find yourself for whatever reason wondering how to pass a hair follicle drug test, odds are it’s pretty damn important. I’ll assume this because most drug tests are a simple urine analysis if it’s just job related or whatever, but a hair follicle test is usually reserved for scenarios wherein accurate results are an absolute necessity. As is the case with all drug tests of any kind, abstinence is the only surefire way to come out clean, but that’s pretty lame, and considering how long THC metabolites can remain in your body due to being stored in your fat cells, frequent smokers are pretty screwed even with abstinence. For light, occasional smokers, most methods of detoxing hair should prove successful, but for anybody who tends to get lifted more than once per day, and has been following such a routine for years, well you’re in for some work, and your hair is in for some serious damage. There are tried and true methods to pass hair follicle drug tests out there, but the cardinal rule of anything like this is that there are so many variables between individual human bodies that you can never be absolutely sure what works for someone else will work for you.

    Start googling and you’ll see thread after thread and blog post after blog post about this vinegar and baking soda rinse, or this crazy powerful detox shampoo, or this activated charcoal treatment, etc. There are tons of methods that can and have worked for many people, but to increase your chances of success, it’s ideal to just combine them all into one and try it all. After all, any detox treatment is likely to damage your hair quite a bit so you may as well go the whole mile.

    One quick example of a plan of action is this:

  1. Massage your scalp and hair with any distilled white vinegar.
  2. Use any salicylic acid shampoo, with vinegar still in hair, and wash thoroughly.
  3. Very attentively clean your entire body with any kind of toner like apple cider vinegar if you want to stay natural. This is to make sure stray metabolites don’t stick around your body and end up back in your hair.
  4. Put on a shower cap and let your hair sit for at least half an hour.
  5. Start rinsing, then wash with yet another detoxing shampoo (Nexxus Aloe Rid Shampoo for example), twice at least but the more the better.
  6. Top it all off with just a drop of laundry detergent of nearly any kind.
  7. Rinse well!

Do some hardcore google research on how to pass a hair follicle drug test to make yourself a list of preferred ingredients for this based on your hair type and stuff. The more time you put into your research, the better luck you’ll have!

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